Friday, August 25, 2006

Bill Clinton On Global Warming

Former President Bill Clinton recently surmised that 'global warming' holds a much bigger threat to our collective futures than does 'terrorism'. This should really come as no big surprise to anyone who has followed Mr. Clinton's illustrious (gag) career.

Firstly, we all know how prone he is to being 'in heat'. His record speaks for itself. Global warming, although little more than a theory at this point in time, could be blamed for his ongoing 'heat' issues, making it a very convenient way to explain away his past indiscretions.

Secondly, for eight long years he hardly recognized terrorism as a problem. His record here also speaks for itself. Had he not been so busy dealing with all his 'warming' issues we probably would not be in the mess we're in today.

Thirdly, had he not succumbed to Newt Gingrich's 'Contract for America', his legacy would consist of one 'blue dress'. Nothing more.

2 comments:

Tuco said...

Sir, with all due respect - global warming as just a "theory at this time?"

Please take a look at this for a start,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4391835.stm

Then try Flannery's "the weather makers"
and kolbert's "Field NOtes from a Catastrophe."

Anonymous said...

This kind of writing is what comes of only reading Ann Coulter.